Q: What's more annoying than getting a tax return?

A: Getting a tax return the day after you've gone to the trouble of posting off a form to say 'hey, you didn't send me a tax return' so that the Inland Revenue Department can't later fine you for not telling them in time.


On the plus side, next year I won't be liable for any tax at all, probably. So I don't know what I'm moaning about.